Apparently, with the END OF THE WORLD nigh people want to go on VACAY.

Cool, I like vacation too.

But, I also could watch your pets while you went on vacation.  I'm pretty good at it and have done this work in the past.  We stayed at one client's house and they filled the fridge with beer and snacks and they had a hoverboard.  They have one dog.  Our negotiated price was "a fridge full of beer and snacks" in exchange for 5 days in their house with their dog.

I had a good time.

They had a good time and felt good knowing their house and pets were safe.

I have another job...but it's a laptop job and I can do it anywhere with WIFI, or even a good cell signal.

• What might this service cost?

  • This is a NEGOTIATED FEE - We can talk about it.  Are you rich, can I soak you?  Are you struggling and need a break? Are you close or far, are there lots of dickhead animals or a few cool as shit buddies? 

• Here is a list of animals we have experience with:

  • dog

  • cat

  • chicken

  • anole

  • skink

  • song birds

  • squirrel

  • hedgehog

  • alpaca

  • horse

  • fish

  • ...and many more!