Instant Grandma

The kids call it insta for short

This is a monthly subscription service.

For $30 each month billed directly, you get one INSTANT GRANDMA.

We assign a real grandma to you, not an AI, not a young man...a real-life grandmother.

She will get your cellphone number and text you at a frequency you like (up to 5x/day).

You will get her number and can call her for advice and counseling.  We can't promise it will be good advice, but it will be real.

Each MONTH you will receive a Birthday card in the mail with $5.00 cash inside and a hand-written note.

For an additional fee, we can photoshop you two together.