Sloth
Keychainz
These folks right here are keychains...they go on your keys. The things people used to need to get into houses and to drive cars. You don't need keys to have a keychain, that is a common misconception. If you want the keychain but feel weird about not having keys to go with them, let me know and I'll send you a key or two as well for absolutely free.
The image is from a vintage Trading Card Set, modified for artistic use. The back is plain white and there is a protective film over them to keep them pretty during shipping.
SLOTH spent his life unloved, abused by family and literally chained up...but when a little kid he's never met shows him a tiny bit of kindness, he reveals that, while ugly on the outside, he is also the most beautiful in spirit. Different People are Good People. Show it with a keychain.
For $10 plus whatever shipping costs says, FREE SHIPPING, I'll mail you one.