Shovel Grease
Hey Science nerds, what happens when you put wet stuff on cold metal?
It sticks.
Guess what is wet and cold - snow.
Guess what is often metal (at least good ones) - shovels.
How does this manifest itself as a problem in our world, one might ask.
If one is to shovel snow with a snow shovel and said snow is particularly wet and it is particularly cold outside, then the snow sticks to the face of the shovel leaving one to shout:
Ow Fuck
My Fucking Back
I Hate Winter
But, there is a solution - it is shovel grease.
Shovel grease is a soft-spreadable Organic all natural combination of oils and fats that you put on the face of your shovel before you go shoveling.
The reduction in friction results in a smoother shovel and a faster, less painful job complete.
No more screaming into the void:
Ow Fuck
My Fucking Back
I Hate Winter
Get Shovel Grease today.